You will never be the same again.
You reading this is no coincidence.
Your passion for liberation from the materialistic clutches of this capitalist constructs guided you to independence.
You are free. You are now.
Your thoughts are a machete hacking through the veil of mediocrity maintained by the shadow elite.
Your power-animal is a raised fist. Your middle finger, a burning flag.
Your voice, a weapon of distant screaming, FOKOF! into the furrowed faces of our oppressor overlords.
The spirit of FOKOF has led you to the water.
Now drink from the fountain of progression or you know, This is just a lager, buddy.
What's in the box
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