Please check size before ordering
Chest measurements Half Chest:
XS: 48 CM
S: 50 CM
M: 54 CM
L: 57 CM
XL: 59 CM
XXL: 62 CM
XXL: 65 CM
How to measure and use Half Chest:
The "Half-chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the t-shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current t-shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
Features:
- High-quality, adult T-shirt
- 100% cotton
- Relaxed, classic fit. Roomy Cut
- Reinforced, double-stitching on all seams
- Printed using non-toxic, water-based inks
Set the record straight with a perfect blend of nostalgia and sarcasm. This black graphic t-shirt features a striking, distressed nature-style illustration of a screaming opossum framed by a classic 1970s multi-toned sunset stripe background and the ironic text, "First Of All I'm A Delight." It's a brilliant visual nod to everyone who is a joy to be around-once you get past the initial defenses.
Whether you are looking for a unique graphic tee to spice up your casual streetwear rotation or simply want to make people chuckle during your daily routine, this premium t-shirt delivers.
Built for long-lasting durability and low-maintenance care, the warm retro tones stand out vividly against the solid black fabric base. This shirt makes a highly unique, thoughtful, and funny birthday or holiday gift for the sarcastic wit, animal lover, or proud non-conformist in your life.
FUNNY MEME HUMOUR: Features a highly relatable, ironic punchline reading "First Of All I'm A Delight" paired with a vintage illustration of a fiercely hissing opossum.
HIGH-CONTRAST RETRO PRINT: Engineered with premium, fade-resistant inks to ensure the textured 70s sunset color palette and bold cream lettering stay sharp and crack-free through repeated wash cycles.
ALL-DAY COMFORT FIT: Designed with a classic regular fit, standard crew neck, and short sleeves. This versatile tee offers exceptional comfort for casual office days, university lectures, or daily streetwear.
BREATHABLE FABRIC BLEND: Crafted from a lightweight, soft-touch, and premium breathable cotton blend fabric to keep you cool, relaxed, and comfortable throughout the day.
PERFECT GIFT FOR INTROVERTS: A fantastic novelty gift idea for possum lovers, meme enthusiasts, introverts, and anyone with a dry, self-deprecating, or witty sense of humour.
What's in the box
1 x t-shirt
1 x Washing Instruction