Shine bright-at a safe distance! This hilarious T-shirt takes a classic motivational trope and gives it a healthy dose of existential dread. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed star and a colorful rainbow, the text "BE LIKE A STAR... DISTANT AND DYING" is the perfect gift for cynics, introverts, and anyone who prefers their humor dark and their personal space respected.
Quality That Outlasts the Universe
Our commitment to quality ensures this print is built to endure the heat of a supernova:
Ethically Sourced: Made from comfortable, responsibly-sourced 100% cotton.
Support Independent Artists: This witty, custom graphic design is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks.
Print Durability: Our chemically-formulated ink bonds into the cotton fibers, ensuring the vivid yellow star and colorful lettering have incredible longevity and vibrancy that won't fade or wash off.
Please check the size before ordering
Chest measurements Half Chest:
- XS: 48 CM
- S: 50 CM
- M: 53 CM
- L: 56 CM
- XL: 59CM
- 2XL: 62 CM
- 3XL: 65 CM
How to measure and use Half Chest:
The "Half-chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the t-shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
What's in the box
1 x T-Shirt
